You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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