doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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