I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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