i think i have herpe
just one?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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