what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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