I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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