dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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