I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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