I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize
