DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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