So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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