I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Randomize
