The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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