when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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