Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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