is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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