My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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