I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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