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• (512): View more from Texas

  I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are

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• (530): View more from California

  my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.

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• (760): View more from California

  And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.

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• (310): View more from California

  My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this

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• (805): View more from California

  I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka

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  I could

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  My cast smells like cheese steak rolls

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Anyways enough about genital fatigue...

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