Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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