Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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