thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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