you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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