hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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