? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
there is puke in my bra ... again
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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