she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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