Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
farters have to be the big spoon...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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