how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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