I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
