Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
my liver is dry heaving
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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