Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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