he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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