hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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