I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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