just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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