The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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