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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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