I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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