did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
