you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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