ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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