"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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