There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
No subtext here. People are naked.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
