....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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