You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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