it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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