That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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