who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize