ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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