Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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