Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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