If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
