He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Dear god my vagina.
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